I spent the whole evening knotsurfing! Don’t you mean netsurfing? No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!
Přečíst celý »How do nuns surf the web? On the
How do nuns surf the web? On the Hymnternet.
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How are you getting on with the Internet? Surf far, so good.
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My dog likes to sit down each evening and surf the Net. What an intelligent animal! Not really, it took the cat three weeks to teach him.
Přečíst celý »Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting
Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting round playing on the Internet, you’ll be fat and useless when you grow up. Pupil: Wow! You must have spent hours surfing when you were a kid!
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What happened when the schoool bully went netsurfing? The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.
Přečíst celý »What surfs the
What surfs the Internet and goes, ‘Choo, Choo’? Thomas the Search Engine.
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What’s hairy, dangerous and only surfs the Net when there’s a full moon? The www.erewolf.
Přečíst celý »Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road
Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net? The www.izard of Oz.
Přečíst celý »Who surfs the Net by pecking at the
Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard? www.oody www.oodpecker.
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