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What do Filipinos call Canada? Upper U.S.
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Doctor: That deafness cure help your brother? Archie: Sure did! He hadn’t heard a sound in years, and the very day after he took that medicine, he heard from America!
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What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris? “He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise.”
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Did you hear about the Georgia accountant who absconded with all the accounts payable?
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Did you hear about the Omaha mother who got tired of putting name tags on her son’s shirts, so she had his name legally changed to “Machine Washable”?
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How come youre only watering half your lawn? a perplexed tourist asked a Richmond resident. “I just heard there was a fifty percent chance of rain.”
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Did you hear about the Montana moron who went looking for a gas leak with a safety match?
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Did you hear about the Murfreesboro muddlebrain whose father told him about the birds and the bees? The next day, the Tennessean was stung by a bee and thought he was pregnant.
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How do Alaska CB radio operators say “10-4″? “5-5-2-2.”
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