My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting. She’s very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.
Přečíst celý »Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper? A. Yes, if you wrap an iron in it.
Přečíst celý »I used to not get on with my
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few months I’ve developed quite an attachment for her. It goes over her head and a strap comes down under her chin to keep her mouth shut!
Přečíst celý »One day a wife complained, “This wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today. It fell only seconds after she got up from the couch.” The husband grunted and replied, “The darn clock always was slow.”
Přečíst celý »Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to take your pick? Son-in-law: No thanks. I’ll just use the hammer.
Přečíst celý »A woman reported
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked at the guy’s photograph, questioned her, and then asked if she wanted to give her husband any message if they found him. “Yes, please” she replied. “Tell him Mother didn’t come after all.”
Přečíst celý »A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love and going to get married. He says, “Just for fun, Ma, I’m going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one I’m going to marry.” The mother agrees. The next day, he brings three …
Přečíst celý »The young wife was in tears when she opened
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband. “I’ve been insulted,” she sobbed. “Your mother insulted me.” “My mother!” he exclaimed. “But she is a hundred miles away.” “I know, but a letter came for you this morning and I opened it.” He looked …
Přečíst celý »How do you cook vegatables in the
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ? Take them out their wheelchair.
Přečíst celý »What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
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