What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? “I love you a ton!”
Přečíst celý »A Counselor saw a camper sitting alone. ‘Why
A Counselor saw a camper sitting alone. ‘Why don’t you play with your friends?’ he asked. ‘Because I only have one friend,’ the girl replied. ‘And I hate her.
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Camper: There’s a leak over my bunk! Counselor: Don’t complain. It only leaks when it rains.
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Camper: There’s a leak over my bunk! Counselor: Shh! Don’t make such a fuss. Soon everyone will want one.
Přečíst celý »The Counselor was greeting the new
The Counselor was greeting the new campers. ‘So you decided to come to camp,’ she said to one. ‘Nope,’ the camper answered. ‘I was sent to camp!
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The Counselor was talking to the campers about safety. She said ‘Don’t climb any trees. If you fall down and break a leg, don’t come running to me!
Přečíst celý »The head Counselor gathered all the campers
The head Counselor gathered all the campers together. To get their attention, the Counselor called out, ‘Order! Order! In a flash someone shouted out, ‘Hamburger, coke and fries!
Přečíst celý »At the
At the end of camp, Julie won the prize for neatest trunk. Her mother was amazed. ‘How did your trunk get so neat?’ she asked her messy daughter. ‘It was easy,’ said Julie. ‘I just never unpacked!
Přečíst celý »New camper: I
New camper: I thought you said this camp has no mosquitoes. Old camper: That’s right. These mosquitoes come from the camp down the road!
Přečíst celý »On the last day of camp everyone was asked the
On the last day of camp everyone was asked the same question: ‘What is the best part of the camp?’ One wise guy answered, ‘Going home!
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