English Jokes You will not be bored with us!

One day the counsellor got a phone call. It was from a camper who had been at camp the summer before. The old camper said, ‘I thought of camp yesterday. ‘Why?’ the counsellor asked. ‘Where were you?’ ‘At the garbage dump! the old camper answered.

Sammy: My parents are sending me to camp. Tammy: Why? Do you need a vacation? Sammy: No. They do!

Steve wrote home. ‘I’m glad you named me Steve,’ he said in the letter. ‘Why?’ asked his mother in her reply. ‘Because that’s what all the kids at camp call me,’ he wrote back.

Meg’s mother was visiting her daughter at camp. ‘How did you find the steak dinner?’ she asked. ‘With a magnifying glass!

Pierre was a camper from France. In his honour, Jenny sang a French song in the talent show. But she didn’t sing very well. ‘Does that make you homesick?’ someone asked Pierre. ‘No,’ he answered. ‘Just sick sick!

John was hard at work with the broom in his family’s tent. His mother came in and said, ‘That’s nice. Are you sweeping out the tent?’ ‘No,’ John answered. ‘I’m sweeping out the dirt.

Terry and Debbie were camping with their parents deep in the woods. ‘How far is it to town?’ Terry wanted to know. ‘Six miles,’ said Debbie. ‘That’s too far to walk,’ Terry replied. ‘It’s not too bad,’ Debbie said. ‘We can each walk three miles!

Bob: Did you hear about the camper who was killed by a garter snake? Betty: That’s impossible. A garter snake is not poisonous. Bob: It doesn’t have to be if it can make you jump off a cliff!

Dawn was breaking over the camp grounds. Tony and Steve were lying in their tent. ‘That was a terrible thunder and lightening storm last night,’ Tony announced. Steve turned to him and said, ‘Why didn’t you wake me up? You know I can’t sleep during a storm!

Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg? Because they’re both cracked!