What do you call a bell wearing a tutu ? A bellerina !
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Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow. When I woke up my pillow was gone !
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Do you love me? Of course Then whisper something soft and sweet in my ear Lemon meringue pie !
Přečíst celý »I’m not rich like Jack, don’t have a mansion
I’m not rich like Jack, don’t have a mansion like Russell or have a Porsche like Martin but I do love you and want to marry you. I love you too, but what was that you said about Martin !
Přečíst celý »This morning I felt that today was going to be
This morning I felt that today was going to be my lucky day. I got up at seven, had seven dollars in my pocket, there were seven of us at lunch and there were seven horses in the seven o’clock race – so I backed the seventh. Did it win? …
Přečíst celý »What’s the difference between a sigh, a car and
What’s the difference between a sigh, a car and a monkey? A sigh is oh, dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you, dear.
Přečíst celý »Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
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What runs all day but never gets tired? Water.
Přečíst celý »Q. What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden
Q. What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common? A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.
Přečíst celý »So the bus
So the bus driver said to the string, “Are you a string?” and the string said, “No, I’m afraid not”. (A frayed knot).
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