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A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks, and as he’s standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel. He picks …
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Q: Where do people who say “shoot” and “darn” go to? A: Heck’
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Q. What do you call a ginger bread man wit one leg? A. Limp biskit’
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Do you know the difference between genius and stupid? “Genius has its limits.”
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Q. Have you heard the latest scandal? A. Dr. Pepper was drunk at a party.
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Q. Why did the belt go to jail? A. Because he held up a pair of pants!
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Q. What is the bigest pencil in the world? A. Pennsylvania
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Question: What goes up and never comes down? Answer: Up
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