Yo’ Mama is so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
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You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving your driver’s license will say “picture continued on other side.”
Přečíst celý »Bruce Baum: C-Span and HSN
I don’t know what was wrong with my television last night, but I was getting C-Span and the Home Shopping Network on the same station, and I actually bought a congressman.
Přečíst celý »You’ll Be So Fat…Cookbook
You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving you’ll get turned on reading a cook book.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Marathon
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she won a marathon because no one could fit by her on the street.
Přečíst celý »Reggie McFadden: Time to Lose Weight
You know you gotta lose some weight when your girlfriend wants to lick your titties.
Přečíst celý »Brian Kiley: Wedding Dress
From time to time, my mother puts on her wedding dress. Not because she’s sentimental, she just gets really far behind on her laundry.
Přečíst celý »You’ll Be So Fat…Clothes Tag
You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving the tag on your clothes will read “Made in Hungary, Turkey, China, U.S.A., Algeria, Japan, and Indonesia.”
Přečíst celý »You’ll Be So Fat…Bathtub
You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving you’ll fill the bathtub before you even turn on the water.
Přečíst celý »Ralph Harris: When the Big TV Breaks
When your floor model TV messes up, what are you supposed to do? Put a little one on the top.
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