I think guys know when they’re getting heavy: when you drive over a speed bump and your tits shake.
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, she needs license plates for her shoes.
Přečíst celý »Bob Shaw: Speaking to God
If I ever meet God, I have a lot to speak to God about. I want to go, ‘God, I gotta compliment you on the idea of infinite space ’cause it goes on forever. Then, within infinite space, billions of planetary systems that have ecosystems with air and water. And …
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama’s Teeth… Signs
Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so busted, each tooth has a sign saying, “One mile to the next tooth.”
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Levi’s
Yo’ Mama is so fat, instead of wearing Levi’s 501 jeans, she wears Levi’s 1002’s.
Přečíst celý »Paul Dillery: Burly Guy Construction Job
I applied for a job at a construction crew once — a lot of big, burly guys there. The foreman said, ‘You can have this job, just fill this out,’ and he handed me a shirt.
Přečíst celý »Bob Nickman: Beach Outing
Went to the beach today. I could feel the women just dressing me with their eyes.
Přečíst celý »Bob Marley: In Line at the Water Park
There’s a woman in front of me — she’s a little bit big. And I don’t want to make fun of people’s weight because we all have good years and our bad years. And she, apparently, had many bad years in a row, because she put that little rubber mat …
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama’s Teeth… Jail
Yo’ Mama has so many gaps in her teeth, it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Přečíst celý »Pat Dixon: TV Makeovers
I’m tired of TV makeovers because a TV makeover — they always take an average woman, and they make her beautiful. I can’t take an average woman and make her beautiful, but I can take a crazy woman and make her violent.
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