A small town Doctor was famous in the area for always catching large fish. One day while he was on one of his frequent fishing trips he got a call that a woman at a neighboring farm was giving birth. He rushed to her aid and delivered a healthy baby …
Přečíst celý »A couple of young guys were fishing
A couple of young guys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bushes jumped the game warden. Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods like a bat out of hell and hot on his heels …
Přečíst celý »Bob is sitting on the ice all day fishing with
Bob is sitting on the ice all day fishing with no luck, not even a nibble. Cold and tired he is about to leave, when a guy walks up cuts a hole in the ice beside him, and starts pulling out fish as fast a he can drop his hook …
Přečíst celý »Heard the one about the three blondes that
Heard the one about the three blondes that went ice fishing and didn’t catch anything? By the time they cut a hole big enough for the boat to fit in it was time to go home.
Přečíst celý »If you’re fishing on ice, you should
If you’re fishing on ice, you should never tell a joke on ice. WHY??? The ice will crack up!
Přečíst celý »One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman
One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice said, “There are no fish down there.” He walked several yards away and drilled another hole and peered into the hole and again the voice said, “There’s no …
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Mother to daughter advice: Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.
Přečíst celý »Q:what do you catch when you go ice fishing
Q:what do you catch when you go ice fishing A:a cold
Přečíst celý »There was a salmon fisherman who was out in
There was a salmon fisherman who was out in the ocean fishing when his boat sank. He was lucky enough to make to a deserted island where he had to survive on what he could find. When the Coastguard eventually found him, the leader noticed there was a fire pit …
Přečíst celý »Q:what did the fish say when he hit the
Q:what did the fish say when he hit the concrete wall? A:Damn
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