Friday , January 24 2025

It was well known that a certain lake was very

It was well known that a certain lake was very poor for fishing up north, but a game warden happened to notice that one guy kept coming home with his limit of fish on several occations. He asked the guy: “How is it that you are catching fish out of …

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A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover

A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover when he came upon two locals pulling another man ashore on the end of a rope. “That’s what I like to see,” said the priest, “A man helping his fellow man.” As he was walking away, one local remarked to the …

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Do you really believe your husband when he

Do you really believe your husband when he tells you he goes fishing every weekend? asked Jane’s best friend. “Why shouldn’t I?” said Jane. “Well, maybe he is having an affair?” “No way” said Jane “he never returns with any fish…”

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Henry’s son, David, burst into the

Henry’s son, David, burst into the house, crying. His mother asked him what the problem was. “Daddy and I were fishing, and he hooked a giant fish. Really big. Then, while he was reeling it in, the line busted and the fish got away.” “Now come on, David,” his mother …

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I caught a twenty pound salmon last week. “Were there any witnesses?” “There sure were. If there hadn’t been, it would have been forty pounds.”

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Fishing rule #1: The least experienced

Fishing rule #1: The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish. Fishing rule #2: The worse your line is tangled, the better is the fishing around you. Fishing rule #3: Fishing will do a lot for a man but it won’t make him truthful.

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