Yo’ Mama’s teeth have so many gaps, I don’t know whether to laugh or kick a field goal.
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Men are simple. If she’s fine, we’re thinking one thought. We’re like: ‘Damn! I’d hit that.’ And if she’s ugly — if she’s ugly — we’re like: ‘Damn, oh! I’d hit that.’
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I think you know when you have to go on a diet: when you go bungee jumping, and you pull the bridge down with you.
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Yo’ Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
Přečíst celý »Ophira Eisenberg: Do You Like to Party
I have a roommate who’s very young — much younger than me, 20 years old — and she said one thing to me that I was like, ‘Oh my God, you are so young.’ Right when I moved in, she went, ‘Listen, I don’t like when people party around me, …
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama’s Head Is So Big… Dreams
Yo’ Mama’s head is so big, she dreams in IMAX.
Přečíst celý »Obviously Nuts
A guy goes to the psychiatrist wearing shorts made of clear plastic wrap. The psychiatrist says, “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.”
Přečíst celý »Bill Santiago: J-Lo’s Spanish
My mother says, ‘You know, J-Lo doesn’t even speak Spanish.’ I say, ‘I know, but her ass does.’
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama’s Hair… Wilson
Yo’ Mama’s hair is so nasty, Wilson couldn’t pick it.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Jeans
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she gets runs in her jeans.
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