What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head? Ray!
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How do you post a fish? You send it COD … or first bass mail
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Where do you go to meet the best fish? It doesn’t matter – any old plaice will do.
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What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on? A Perch!
Přečíst celý »Why should you use six hooks on your fishing
Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line? eFISHancy!
Přečíst celý »Two Irishmen are sitting in a
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks him what the matter is. mick says, “well, I knew that my grandfather had died in the war, but I’ve just found out that he actually died in the auschwitz concentration camp.” Patrick says, “that’s terrible, …
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A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street corner for 15 cents a glass. He figures he’ll spend about 3 bucks on the ingredients, the kids will sell maybe 10 glasses and then drink the rest and get stomach aches. His eventual response: “Go …
Přečíst celý »Q: What do you get when you cross
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican? A: Oil of Ole’
Přečíst celý »Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue? A: Because the rice falls through the grill
Přečíst celý »What’s the national anthem of Puerto
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico? “Attention K-Mart shoppers…”
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