Q: Do you know why the new football stadium they built in Warsaw could not be used? A: No matter where you sat you were behind a Pole.
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Q: How do you know you’re flying over Poland? A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.
Přečíst celý »Q: How do you take census in a Polish
Q: How do you take census in a Polish village? A: Roll a quarter down the street, count the legs, divide by two, and subtract one for the Jew who catches it.
Přečíst celý »Q: Why do Polish hate
Q: Why do Polish hate Cauchy’s dog? (hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.
Přečíst celý »Wheres your pencil, Bud? the teacher
Wheres your pencil, Bud? the teacher asked an American boy who had just come to school in Britain. “I ain’t got one, Sir.” “You’re in England.now, Bud. Not ain’t, haven’t. I haven’t got a pencil. You haven’t got a pencil. They haven’t got a pencil.” “Gee!” said Bud. “Pop said …
Přečíst celý »An American tourist was visiting a quaint
An American tourist was visiting a quaint country village, and got talking to a farmer in the local pub. “And have you lived here all your life, Sir?” asked the American. “Not yet, m’dear,” said the farmer wisely.
Přečíst celý »An Irishman joined the
An Irishman joined the American Air Force and was making his first parachute jump. The instructor said, “When you jump out of the plane, shout Geronimo and pull the ripcord.” When the Irishman woke up in hospital a few days later the first thing he said was, “What was the …
Přečíst celý »Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding? A: He’s the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.
Přečíst celý »Q: How many French
Q: How many French farmers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. Farmer #1 goes away and gets a new lightbulb. Farmer #2 notices that it has been imported from Britain and promptly sets fire to it, so farmer #1 has to go and get another one, …
Přečíst celý »Q: How many Australians does it take to screw
Q: How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One, but you have to pry him off the sheep first. A: Two – one to say “She’ll be right mate” and one to fetch the beers. A: 16. One to change the bulb and 15 …
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