Q: How do you sink a Polish ship? A: Put it in water.
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An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there’s any place around where he can get American food. The concierge tells him he’s in luck; there’s a pizza place that just opened, and they …
Přečíst celý »A Scottish man, an Englishman and an Irishman
A Scottish man, an Englishman and an Irishman were sitting in a pub discussing the best pubs around. The Englishman says, There’s a pub in the West Midlands where the landlord buys you a drink for every that you buy. The Scot is not impressed and says, That’s nothing! In …
Přečíst celý »Q: What happened to the Indian who drank too
Q: What happened to the Indian who drank too much tea? A: He drowned in his teapea.
Přečíst celý »A man once asked Gandhi what he thought
A man once asked Gandhi what he thought of western civilization. Ghandi replied, I think it would be a good idea.
Přečíst celý »Q: What do you get when you cross and Chinese
Q: What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man? A: A car thief who can’t drive!
Přečíst celý »Once there were two chinese
Once there were two chinese gentlemen named Mr. Ho and Mr. Chen. They were neighbors but happened to be very competitive. One day Mr. Ho decided to start a shoe business, he named his store WE DO SHOE. now Mr. Chen decided he must compete with Mr. Ho, so he …
Přečíst celý »Once a Sardarji (a caste man in India ) goes
Once a Sardarji (a caste man in India ) goes to visit a temple on a top of Mt. Abu, where the roads are like a zig-zag. At the starting point towards the Temple, a man tells Sardarji that it will be better to take his car in reverse to …
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Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? A: Roberto.
Přečíst celý »Q: Why don’t Polish people kill frogs?
Q: Why don’t Polish people kill frogs? A: Because it’s their national bird.
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