A fireman comes home from work one day and tells his wife, “We have a wonderful system at the fire station: Bell 1 rings, we put on our jackets; Bell 2 rings, we slide down the pole; Bell 3 rings, we’re on the trucks. From now on, we’re going to …
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Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 10 children. After her first husband died, she remarried and had 10 more children. A few weeks after her second husband died, Maria also passed away.At Maria’s funeral, the priest looked skyward and said, “At last, they’re finally together.”Her sister sitting in …
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Q: Why do brides smile while they walk down the wedding aisle?A: They realize they’ve given their last blow jobs.
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Q: What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?A: 45 lbs.Q: What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?A: 45 minutes.
Přečíst celý »Tess: Wait Until You Get Married
You’re supposed to wait ’til you get married, get you a nice little ring on your finger — a nice rock, or a pebble if he cheap, but preferably a rock. Now, come on, girls, say it with me, ‘No ring, no ding-a-ling.’ Come on, now — ‘No rock, no …
Přečíst celý »Teddy Carpenter: My Type of Woman in a Car
I want me a big black girl… the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it’s got tinted windows.
Přečíst celý »Teddy Carpenter: My Type of Woman in a Bed
I want me a big black girl…. type of woman that lies in the bed, looks like a big old hole in the sheets.
Přečíst celý »T. Sean Shannon: Reminded of an Ex-Girlfriend
I got in this elevator earlier, and I ended up standing next to this woman who smelled just like my ex-girlfriend, the same perfume or something. It’s neat how an aroma can make you think of something else. So, I’m strangling this woman….
Přečíst celý »T. Sean Shannon: Mutual Decision
We were dating two years. We broke up. It was a mutual decision. Her and all her friends got together — they took a little vote.
Přečíst celý »Susan Norfleet: So Much Love to Give
This may save you some pain and some time. If you ever go out with someone who says this to you, ‘I don’t know why I’m not in a relationship; I have so much love to give,’ you should just know that what this really means is, ‘I am the …
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