I saw this today in the window of Victoria’s Secret: a camouflage thong. On what battlefield are you finding it necessary to disguise yourself as shrubbery with a great ass?
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Q: What are they doing about the mysterious hole discovered at the Carefree Nudist Camp?A: Nothing — the police won’t look into it.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama’s Glasses… Map
Yo’ Mama’s glasses are so thick, when she looks on a map, she sees people waving.
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Interstate 95
Yo’ Mama’s so fat, she uses Interstate 95 as a slip and slide.
Přečíst celý »Bill Keller: Blinker On
Another sign of getting older just started happening to me. Driving down the highway, I saw my blinker was on. I don’t remember putting that thing on. I had no idea how long it had been on for. You suddenly realize, ‘I’m the guy I used to hate to be …
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Internet
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she doesn’t need the Internet — she’s already worldwide.
Přečíst celý »Bill Dwyer: Life Insurance Waiting Game
My wife and I just took out life insurance policies on one another, so now it’s just a waiting game…. Who’s gonna be the first to experience certainly tremendous sorrow, coupled with a sweet chunk of change?
Přečíst celý »Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Hula Hoop
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she needed a hula hoop for her wedding ring.
Přečíst celý »Mike Dugan: Dick Clark at the Psychic’s
Dick Clark went to a psychic. She told him, in a previous life, he was Dick Clark.
Přečíst celý »Becky Pedigo: Your Mind and Your Butt
First things that go when you get old: your mind and your butt. I’m just hoping mine go at the same time. I’m serious. Because when my butt starts slapping me in the back of the knees, I do not want to be able to figure out what it is.
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