Q: Why did the eskimo wash his clothes in Tide? A: Because it was too cold outside.
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An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are wandering through the desert, hungry and hallucinating, when they come upon a rotting, dead camel. “Well,” said the Englishman, “I support the Liverpool football club, so I’ll eat the liver.” “I support the Hearts club,” said the Scotsman, “so I’ll eat the …
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Q: What did the Egyptian man say to the Egyptian woman? A: “Come behind the pyramid, and I’ll make you a mummy!”
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What is the Cuban national anthem? Row Your Boat!
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Q: Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China? A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone’s always Winging the Wong number.
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What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock? Ricky Retardo’
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There were three explorers, hiking through what is now known as Canada. “You know,” said one of the explorers, “we should name this place we’re hiking through.” “I know,” said the second explorer. “We’ll each pick a letter and then make a name out of that.” “Okay,” said the third, …
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They say that it’s tough to learn Bosnian because it has seven verb tenses: six past, one present, and no future.
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Two Bedouins were in the middle of a desert. When one gets something blown into his eye. His companion takes a look at his eye for him and says, “Hold still Abdul, it might be sand.”
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What’s the most famous coffee in Afghanistan? Osama bin Latte
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