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Přečíst celý »At the Russian War College, the general is a
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the session will focus on potential problems and the resulting strategies. One of the officers in the class begins by asking the first question, “Will we have to fight a World War …
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What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving? Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
Přečíst celý »What did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the
What did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the Eskimo schoolgirl? What’s an ice girl like you doing in a place like this?
Přečíst celý »Do you know why Eskimos always do their laundry
Do you know why Eskimos always do their laundry in tide? Because it’s too cold out-tide!
Přečíst celý »Q: Have you heard about the new
Q: Have you heard about the new Iraqi Air Force exercise program? A: Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.
Přečíst celý »Q: What do you call an Inibrian who has been
Q: What do you call an Inibrian who has been buried for 1000 years? A: Peat!!!
Přečíst celý »Only in America do we chain $2.00 ink pens to
Only in America do we chain $2.00 ink pens to the counter but leave our $58,000 cars out in the driveway.
Přečíst celý »Q: Have you seen the
Q: Have you seen the polish mine detector. A1: Put you fingers in your ears and start stamping the ground with your foot.
Přečíst celý »Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German,
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head of the tribe says to the German, “What do you want on your back for your whipping?” The German responds, “I will take oil!” So they put …
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