Q: What do you call kinky sex with chocolate? A: S&M&M.
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Q: Define Transvestite: A: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.
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Q: Why is being in the military like a blow job? A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
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Q: What do a dildo and soy beans have in common? A: They are both substitute meats.
Přečíst celý »Q: What do a coffin and a condom
Q: What do a coffin and a condom have in common? A: They’re both filled with stiffs, one’s coming, one’s going.
Přečíst celý »Q: What did Bill Clinton say to Monica?
Q: What did Bill Clinton say to Monica? A: I told you to lick my erection, not wreck my election.
Přečíst celý »Q: What do you get when you mix a rooster with a
Q: What do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole? A: A 30ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone’
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There are a lot of folks that can’t understand how we ran out of oil here in the USA. Well, here’s the answer: It’s simple………nobody bothered to check the oil. Didn’t know we were getting low. And of course the reason for that is geographical. Most of the oil is …
Přečíst celý »Little Mary was not the best
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?” When Mary didn’t stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took …
Přečíst celý »One day there was two boys playing
One day there was two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it and the other boy couldn’t figure out why his friend was at the bush so long. The other boy went over to the bush and looked. The …
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