Why were men given larger brains than dogs? So they wouldn’t hump women’s legs at cocktail parties.
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How do you know you’re leading a sad life? When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s just be friends.”
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Are birth control pills deductible? Only if they don’t work.
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What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don’t get some support soon, people are going to think we’re nuts.
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Why don’t bunnies make noise when they make love? Because they have cotton balls.
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What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A cock that stays up all night.
Přečíst celý »A father, mother, and son were going to Europe
A father, mother, and son were going to Europe and were going to visit the nude beaches while they were there. They didn’t want the son to get a distorted view of beauty, so they told him that the men with really big dicks were really really dumb, and that …
Přečíst celý »One day a man was sleeping and the neighbor’s
One day a man was sleeping and the neighbor’s little girl entered his house, woke him up and said, “What is that between your legs?” He replied that is “my bird.” He went back to sleep. She came back later and said, “What’s that furry stuff around your bird?” He …
Přečíst celý »A Deaf mute walks into
A Deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy condoms. He has difficulty communicating with the pharmacist, and cannot see condoms on the shelf. Frustrated, the deaf-mute finally unzips his pants, places his dick on the counter, and puts down a five dollar bill next to it. The pharmacist unzips his …
Přečíst celý »A truck driver was pulled over
A truck driver was pulled over by a State Trooper. The patrolman told him to get out of the truck, and noticed that the driver appeared to be putting something in his mouth as he stepped out of the cab. Figuring that the driver was putting away his pep pills, …
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