As a hooker was dressing, she turned to her customer and asked, “Have you just gotten out of prison?” “Yeah,” the guy replied. “How did you guess? Is it because I wanted to have sex from the rear?” “Partly.” She said. “But more because when we finished, you ran around …
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A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother, “Mom, what’s sex?” His mother, who believed in all the most modern educational theories, gave him a detailed explanation, covering all aspects of the tricky subject. When she had finished, the little lad produced an …
Přečíst celý »Once upon a time, a guy was
Once upon a time, a guy was sitting at a bar. He was throwing money around, giving the barman hundred dollar tips and buying drinks for everyone. He was surrounded by a crowd of adoring women. The barman liked the tips, but he was kind of curious about a little …
Přečíst celý »The Smith’s were proud of their family
The Smith’s were proud of their family tradition. Their ancestors had come to America on the Mayflower. They had included Senators and Wall Street wizards. They decided to compile a family history, a legacy for their children and grandchildren. They hired a fine author. Only one problem arose — how …
Přečíst celý »A woman checked in at the pearly gates and
A woman checked in at the pearly gates and asked to join her former husband, Walter Smith. Saint Peter said, “We have five million Walter Smiths. Give us a little clue.” The woman said, “My Walter is bald and has blue eyes, and he said that if I ever slept …
Přečíst celý »Three Friends an Italian a German and a Greek
Three Friends an Italian a German and a Greek they decided to bet it’s other 100 euros who is going to make their wives scream more from sex. So they all go home to have sex with their wives so they make them scream. The next day the meet. The …
Přečíst celý »Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along
Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. Bill told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. About one hour later Bill sees his …
Přečíst celý »A husband and wife love to golf together, but
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons.The husband has his lesson first. After the pro sees his swing, he says, “No, no, no,” you’re gripping the club way too hard!” “Well, what …
Přečíst celý »Two deaf
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can’t see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find …
Přečíst celý »Two old men were sat on a bench outside a
Two old men were sat on a bench outside a nursing home having a chat. “How are you, Richard?” asked George. “I’m not feeling too good today, I’m utterly exhausted,” replied Richard. “I’ve pulled a muscle, and it’s killing me.” “I’m surprised that a pulled muscle makes you feel so …
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