How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down
Přečíst celý »How do bulls drive their cars?
How do bulls drive their cars? They steer them!
Přečíst celý »How do you make a milkshake?
How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.
Přečíst celý »How does a cow do math?
How does a cow do math? With a cowculator!
Přečíst celý »How to you know that cows will be in
How to you know that cows will be in heaven? It’s a place of udder delight.
Přečíst celý »I can’t decide whether to buy a
I can’t decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm. Well, wouldn’t you look silly riding a cow? I’d look a darn sight sillier trying to milk a bicycle!
Přečíst celý »I hear you take milk baths.
I hear you take milk baths. That’s right. Why? I can’t find a cow tall enough for a shower!
Přečíst celý »If you crossed a cow
If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would you get? Half and half!
Přečíst celý »If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what
If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? “Beeflt!”
Přečíst celý »If you crossed two cows with a flock of ducks,
If you crossed two cows with a flock of ducks, what would you get? Milk and quackers!
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