If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed… Oh, wait a minute, he already does.
Přečíst celý »There was once a young man who,
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define “great” he said, “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will …
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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define “great” he said, “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will …
Přečíst celý »Dear Boss,
Dear Boss, I hope I haven’t misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none of this Y to K dates problem makes any sense to me. At any rate I have finished converting all the months on all the company calendars so that the year 2000 is ready to …
Přečíst celý »A programmer was walking along the beach when
A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated “I am the most powerful genie in the world. I can grant you any wish you want, but only one wish.” The programmer pulled out a map of the …
Přečíst celý »Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb? A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
Přečíst celý »Q: How many Microsoft support
Q: How many Microsoft support staff does it take to change a light bulb? A: Four. One to ask “What is the registration number of the light bulb?”, one to ask “Have you tried rebooting it?”, another to ask “Have you tried reinstalling it?” and the last one to say …
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You have just received the “Kentucky Virus”!!! As we ain’t got no programin’ experience, this here Virus works on the honor system. Please delete all the files on your hard drive, and manually forward this virus to everyone on your mailing list. Thanks for your cooperation.
Přečíst celý »Q: How many programmers does it take to
Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, that’s a hardware problem.
Přečíst celý »Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates were invited
Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner with God. During dinner he told them: I need three important people to send my message out to all the people: “Tomorrow I will destroy the earth.” Yeltsin immediately called together his cabinet and told them: “I have two really …
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