I overheard a woman in a computer store say to the sales assistant “I want a game capable of holding the interest of my six-year-old, but it’s got to be simple enough for his father to play, too.”
Přečíst celý »Young Judy, the editor of a trivia
Young Judy, the editor of a trivia publication, was having trouble with her computer. So she called Prem, the computer guy, over to her desk. Prem clicked a couple buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, Judy called after him, “So, what was wrong?” And he replied, …
Přečíst celý »Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for
Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for me… My husband ran off with his secretary, My son pierced his eyebrow, My daughter tattooed the bald spot on her head, My dog mated with the neighbors cat, My neighbor sold her house to a mental institution, My Mom told me …
Přečíst celý »After buying a PC from a dealer of shady shady
After buying a PC from a dealer of shady shady repute, the luckless customer unpacked his new toy and plugged it in to find it Dead On Arrival. Naturally, after checking the usual things, he called the dealer and explained his problem. First question from Deviously Evasive Dealer: “Did you …
Přečíst celý »My computer made a funny sound the other
My computer made a funny sound the other day. Of course, I’ve never heard it get thrown out a window before.
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Q. What creature has the best aptitude for engineering ? A. The spider — It has its own website.
Přečíst celý »Jesus and Satan got into an
Jesus and Satan got into an argument over which of them was the better computer programmer. Finally God got tired of the bickering and told them that he would judge a contest between them. They each had four hours to write the best program they could, and then God would …
Přečíst celý »Q: What’s the
Q: What’s the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman? A: The car salesman can probably drive!
Přečíst celý »As most technophiles are aware, there are
As most technophiles are aware, there are special programs to run scanners. These programs use a TWAIN driver to perform the scanning. TWAIN, the acronym, stands for “Technology Without An Interesting Name.”
Přečíst celý »A Engineer and an Programmer are sitting next
A Engineer and an Programmer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The Engineer leans over to the Programmer and asks if he would like to play a fun game. The Programmer just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and …
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