A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world. The doctor remarked “Well, in the Bible it says that God created Eve from a rib taken from Adam. This clearly required surgery so I can rightly claim that mine …
Přečíst celý »Comments made
Comments made by Programmers when their programs don’t work: Strange… I’ve never heard about that. It did work yesterday. Well, the program needs some fixing. How is this possible? The machine seems to be broken. Has the operating system been updated? The user has made an error again. There is …
Přečíst celý »One guy was on duty in the main lab
One guy was on duty in the main lab on a quiet afternoon. He noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of the workstations with her arms crossed across her chest and staring at the screen. After about 15 minutes he noticed that she was still in the …
Přečíst celý »Got this email from a friend:
Got this email from a friend: CanYouFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?’
Přečíst celý »Customer: “I’m running Windows ’95.”
Customer: “I’m running Windows ’95.” Tech: “Yes.” Customer: “My computer isn’t working now.” Tech: “Yes, you said that.”
Přečíst celý »….. Ya see, we
….. Ya see, we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! What could be easier for consumers than having only ONE choice of software?!?
Přečíst celý »I heard that
I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards, you’ll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is that if you play it forward, it installs NT 4.0!
Přečíst celý »Q: What is the difference between Windows 95
Q: What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98? A: 3 years
Přečíst celý »Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?
Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb? A: He doesn’t. He declares darkness the industry standard.
Přečíst celý »What did
What did Bill Gate’s wife say to him on their wedding night? No wonder you called the company Microsoft’
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