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Přečíst celý »Q: How does Bill Clinton say “I’m about to
Q: How does Bill Clinton say “I’m about to hurt you”? A: “Trust me.”
Přečíst celý »Q: What’s the difference between Hillary
Q: What’s the difference between Hillary Clinton and a pit bull? A: The pit bull doesn’t carry a briefcase.
Přečíst celý »Q: What is the difference
Q: What is the difference between Dan Quayle, Bill Clinton and Jane Fonda? A: Jane Fonda went to Vietnam.
Přečíst celý »Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had a wonderful dream last night. I could see America, the whole beautiful country, and on each house I saw a banner.” “What did it say on the banners?” Clinton asks. Saddam replies, “Allah is god, god is Allah.” Clinton …
Přečíst celý »Q: How can
Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton apart from a cow? A: By the wise look in the eyes.
Přečíst celý »Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton from a bunch
Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton from a bunch of dead bodies? A: He’s the stiff one.
Přečíst celý »Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to
Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two–One to promise he’ll do it better than anyone else and one to obscure the issues.
Přečíst celý »Q: How many Bill Clintons
Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: He doesn’t! He whines a while, says “I feel your pain”, and gets congress to pass a billion dollar light security bill, and blames Republicans and special interests for not making lightbulbs free.
Přečíst celý »Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut
Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Because they can’t afford any more pork.
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