Q: What’s Clinton’s favorite baseball team? A: The Dodgers.
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During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news. “There’s no easy way to say this, so I’ll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a …
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Q: Did you hear that the Clinton’s had Air Force 1 remodeled? A: Now it’s got two left wings.
Přečíst celý »Q: Why is Bill Clinton called “middle of the
Q: Why is Bill Clinton called “middle of the road Democrat”? A: Because he’s got a wide yellow stripe down the middle of his two-lane back.
Přečíst celý »Q: Why is Bill Clinton’s economic plan called
Q: Why is Bill Clinton’s economic plan called positively atheist? A: Because it hasn’t got a prayer.
Přečíst celý »Q: If Bill and Hillary jumped
Q: If Bill and Hillary jumped together off the Washington monument, who’d land first? A: Who cares!
Přečíst celý »Q: How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his
Q: How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his neck? A: Trying to save both faces.
Přečíst celý »Q: If Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Al
Q: If Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper took a boat ride and the boat capsized, who would be saved? A: The United States of America!
Přečíst celý »Q: Why is Bill Clinton diverting federal funds
Q: Why is Bill Clinton diverting federal funds from improving schools to improving jails? A: Because when his term is through, he won’t be going to school.
Přečíst celý »Q: Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a
Q: Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school? A: If they sent her to a public school, the secret service would be out-gunned!
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