In a survey of American women, when asked, “Would you sleep with President Clinton?” 86% replied, “Not again”
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President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to board Air Force One. Under each arm he is carrying a souvenir of his trip — a live razorback. At the top of the jetway, he is met by the guard, a Marine sergeant, who issues …
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Q: What was the real purpose of Bill’s college visit to Moscow? A: To study economics.
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Q: Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea’s new private school? A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.
Přečíst celý »Q: What does Clinton have in common with his
Q: What does Clinton have in common with his Hollywood pals? A: They all make a living by lying to people.
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Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she’s pregnant! She is furious. Here just became the senator of New York and this has happened to her. She gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming: “How could you have let this happen? …
Přečíst celý »How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet? They were both dating the same girl in high school.
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One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a sudden they heard a yell: ‘HELP! HELP! When the boys got to the noise they saw Bill Clinton in a lake drowning. The three boys saved him from drowning. Bill Clinton asks the first boy how …
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If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton all had a spelling contest, which one would win? Dan Quayle. He’s the only one who knows that harass is one word.
Přečíst celý »Q: What is the first thing that President
Q: What is the first thing that President Clinton says after waking up? A: “Good morning, Bill.”
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