What bird has wings but cannot fly ? Roast turkey !
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Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ? Your teeth !
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What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ? Grave-y !
Přečíst celý »Did you hear about the stupid turkey?
Did you hear about the stupid turkey? It was looking forward to Christmas!
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How to cats greet each other at Christmas ? “A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year” !
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Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didn’t get wet! Why not? Because it wasn’t raining!
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What do you get hanging from Father Christmas’ roof? Tired arms!
Přečíst celý »How do you make a slow reindeer fast
How do you make a slow reindeer fast ? Don’t feed it !
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Why are Father Christmas’ reindeer like a cricket match? Because they’re both stopped by the rein.
Přečíst celý »What does Father Christmas
What does Father Christmas call that reindeer with no eyes? No-eyed-deer!
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