Which of Santa’s reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? “Rude”olph’
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What is the cow’s holiday greeting? Mooooory Christmas!
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What does Santa say when he is sick? OH OH NO!
Přečíst celý »How does Santa Claus take pictures?
How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid.
Přečíst celý »Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
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What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.
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What was wrong with the boy’s brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas? Forty feet of track – all straight!
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What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas? It was wound up already.
Přečíst celý »Once upon a time there was a little girl who
Once upon a time there was a little girl who wanted a kitten for Christmas. Her mother couldn’t buy a kitten and parcel it up for Christmas Day, so she bought it a week before Christmas and gave it to the little girl. ‘You’re getting your Christmas present a week …
Přečíst celý »A precious little girl walks
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, “Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?” As the shopkeeper’s heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he’s on her level, and asks, “Do you want a widdle white wabby …
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