Mum: How can you practice your trumpet and listen to the radio at the same time ? Son: Easy. I have two ears!
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‘William, I’ve been told that you have been fighting with the boys next door,’ said mum. ‘yes, but they’re twins, so I wanted some way to tell the apart.
Přečíst celý »Eddie’s father called up to him, ‘Eddie, if
Eddie’s father called up to him, ‘Eddie, if you don’t stop playing that trumpet I think I’ll go crazy! Eddy replied, ‘I think you are already, I stopped playing half an hour ago.
Přečíst celý »George knocked on the door of his friend’s
George knocked on the door of his friend’s house. When his friend’s mother answered he asked, ‘can Albert come out to play?’ ‘No, said the mother, ‘it’s too cold. ‘Well, then,’ said George, ‘ can his football come out to play ?’
Přečíst celý »‘Mum,’ yelled Johnny from the kitchen,
‘Mum,’ yelled Johnny from the kitchen, ‘you know that dish you were always worried that I would break ?’ ‘Yes dear, what about it ?’ ‘Well your worries are over.
Přečíst celý »A certain little boy had been spanked
A certain little boy had been spanked by his father one morning. When his dad came in from the office that evening, the boy called out sulkily, ‘ Mum ! your husband’s just come home.
Přečíst celý »John kept pestering his parents to buy a
John kept pestering his parents to buy a video, but they said they couldn’t afford one. So one day John came home clutching a package containing a brand-new video. ‘Where in the World did you get the money to pay for that ?’ asked his father suspiciously. ‘It’s OK, Dad,’ …
Přečíst celý »‘Mum, there’s a man at the door collecting
‘Mum, there’s a man at the door collecting for the Old Folk’s Home. Shall I give him Grandma ?’
Přečíst celý »Two girls were talking in the corridor.
Two girls were talking in the corridor. ‘That boy over there is getting on my nerves,’ said Clarrie. ‘But he’s not even looking at you,’ replied Clara. ‘That’s what’s getting on my nerves,’ retorted Clarrie.
Přečíst celý »On the first day at school the girls were
On the first day at school the girls were sizing each other up and boasting, trying to make good impressions on each other. ‘I come from a one-parent family,’ said one little girl proudly. ‘That’s nothing. Both my parents remarried after they got divorced. I come from a four parent …
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