Far cry from when our parents got married, huh?… Probably the first time they had sex was on their honeymoon. Boy, times have changed. Not only have I had sex with my boyfriend, so have some of my girlfriends.
Přečíst celý »Sue Costello: When a Guy Tells You He’s a Jerk
If a guy tells you that he’s a jerk, you should probably listen. ‘Cause they tell you right off the bat, don’t they girls? ‘Listen, I’m a jerk. I’m no good for you.’ What happens to us? We turn into a little kid: ‘La-la-la-la! I can’t hear you!’
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Dave’s wife thinks that he is pushing himself too hard, so she takes him to a local strip club for his birthday.The doorman at the club greets them and says, “Hey, Dave! How are ya?” His wife is puzzled and asks if he’s been to this club before. “Oh no,” …
Přečíst celý »Stevie Ray Fromstein: Freaking Out
Have you ever been dating anyone, and you think they’re normal, and all of the sudden, they start freaking out on you? They start yelling, ‘Untie me!’
Přečíst celý »Steve Wilson: New Couples
I hate new couples, that’s what I hate; old couples I respect. You’ve been with somebody 10 years, I respect that. It’s the new love I don’t like, with all the car door open, kissing and touching and dating. ‘Cause that’s bullsh*t. Everybody in here knows that real love is …
Přečíst celý »Steve McGrew: Other Half of the Brain
I think men need to be married. Women are the other half of our brain. That’s why God made us to be a couple. We come up with goofy ideas; the woman will think about that idea and the outcome and what can happen, stop you and save your life. …
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Q: What do you do when you see your husband staggering in the back yard?A: Shoot him again.
Přečíst celý »Speaking a Woman’s Language
CAN’T WE JUST BE FRIENDS?There is no way in hell I’m going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine.I JUST NEED SOME SPACE.… without you in it.DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS?We haven’t had a fight in a while.I DON’T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU …
Přečíst celý »Six Feet Under the Sheets
Marge was cheating on her husband with another man when they heard a noise on the stairs.“Oh, my God, your husband is home! What am I going to do?”“Just stay in bed with me. He’s probably so drunk, he’s not going to notice you.”Sure enough, Marge’s husband crawled into bed, …
Přečíst celý »Singled Out
Q: What do men in a singles bar have in common?A: They’re all married.
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