Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you’ve only drawn the cow ? Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass !
Přečíst celý »Son to his father as they watch television:
Son to his father as they watch television: “Dad, tell me again how when you were a kid you had to walk all the way across the room to change the channel.”
Přečíst celý »For all of you with teenagers or who have had
For all of you with teenagers or who have had teenagers, or are a teenager, you may want to know why they really have a lot in common with cats: – Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by name. – No matter what you do …
Přečíst celý »A woman is walking in the park when she sees a man
A woman is walking in the park when she sees a man playing chess with his cat. She says to the man “I can’t believe what I’m seeing, a cat that plays chess, what a clever animal!!” The man replied “Nah lady this cats not clever at all I’m beating …
Přečíst celý »Little Tim
Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, “Whatcha doing, Tim?” “My goldfish died,” replied the boy tearfully, without looking up. “And I’ve just buried him.” The neighbor was …
Přečíst celý »Q: Where did the kittens go on their class
Q: Where did the kittens go on their class trip? – A: To a mewseum.
Přečíst celý »Q: What do you call the loser in a hissing,
Q: What do you call the loser in a hissing, scratching cat fight? – A: Claude
Přečíst celý »Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day?
Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day? – A: Mice cream
Přečíst celý »Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? – A:
Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? – A: Catnip!
Přečíst celý »Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? –
Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? – A: You’re the purrfect cat for me!
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