Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? A: Your car.
Přečíst celý »Q: How can you reduce the possibility of
Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
Přečíst celý »Q: What changes would occur in your
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Přečíst celý »Q: How do you deal with heavy
Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? A: Heavy psychedelics.
Přečíst celý »Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy
Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? A: Carry loaded weapons.
Přečíst celý »A driver tucked this note under the
A driver tucked this note under the windshield wiper of his automobile. “I’ve circled the block for 20 minutes. I’m late for an appointment, and if I don’t park here I’ll lose my job. Forgive us our trespasses.” When he came back he found a parking ticket and this note: …
Přečíst celý »A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a
A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. He rolled down his window and shouted to the driver of the Rolls. “Hey, buddy, that’s a nice car. You got a phone in your Rolls? I’ve got a phone in my Yugo!” The driver of …
Přečíst celý »When you exit the bus, please
When you exit the bus, please be sure to lower your head and watch your step. “If you miss your step and hit your head, please lower your voice and watch your language. Thank you.”
Přečíst celý »In a very small alley two trucks
In a very small alley two trucks driving in opposite directions meet. As the drivers are equally stubborn, neither of them wants to reverse. They angrily look one at the other. Finally, one of them picks up a newspaper and starts reading. The other one politely asks, “When you’ve finished …
Přečíst celý »After seeing a
After seeing a documentary on how inner city youths can remove the wheels of cars in under 4 seconds with no specialist equipment, the McLaren team decided to fire their pit crew and hire four of the youths as most races can be won or lost in the pit lane. …
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