What sort of a car has your dad got? I can’t remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really – Ours only starts with gas.
Přečíst celý »A man was in court charged with
A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his defense. “They shouldn’t put up such misleading notices,” said the man. “It said FINE FOR PARKING HERE.”
Přečíst celý »On Fred’s 17th
On Fred’s 17th birthday, his Dad said he’d take him out for his first driving lesson. As they got in the car, the father said, “Just one thing, Fred. If you’re going to hit anything, make sure it’s cheap.”
Přečíst celý »What is an autobiography?
What is an autobiography? The life story of an automobile.
Přečíst celý »What is an autograph?
What is an autograph? A chart which shows car sales.
Přečíst celý »Learner driver: What happens when
Learner driver: What happens when everything’s coming your way? Instructor: You’re in the wrong lane.
Přečíst celý »Take the wheel, Harry! said the
Take the wheel, Harry! said the nervous lady driver. “There’s a tree coming straight for us!”
Přečíst celý »A man whose son had just passed his
A man whose son had just passed his driving test went home one evening and found that the boy had driven slap into the living room. “How did you manage to do that?” he fumed. “Quite simple, Dad. I came in through the kitchen and turned left!”
Přečíst celý »You know all that talk about backseat
You know all that talk about backseat driving? Well, I’ve been driving all my life and can safely say that I’ve never heard a word from the back seat. What kind of car do you drive? A hearse!
Přečíst celý »My sister’s a really bad driver.
My sister’s a really bad driver. What makes you say that? Every time she goes out in the car, Dad puts a glass panel in the floor so that she can see who she’s run over.
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