A motorist ran into a shop. “Do you own a black and white cat?” he asked. “No,” replied the manager. “Oh dear,” said the motorist, “I must have run over a nun.”
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A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside. “What’s going on?” she yells out the window. “Cow on the track!” replies the conductor. Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow pace. Within five minutes, however, it …
Přečíst celý »How did the woman feel when she got run
How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car? Tired.
Přečíst celý »Why is it not safe to doze on trains?
Why is it not safe to doze on trains? Because they run over sleepers.
Přečíst celý »What’s the difference between a
What’s the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver? A schoolteacher says, “Spit out that toffee” and a train says, “Choo, choo.”
Přečíst celý »Which snakes are found on cars?
Which snakes are found on cars? Windscreen vipers.
Přečíst celý »Motorist: When I bought this car you
Motorist: When I bought this car you told me it was rust-free, but underneath it’s covered with rust Dealer: Yes, sir. The car is rust-free. We didn’t charge you for it, did we?
Přečíst celý »Motorist: Does a deer have a
Motorist: Does a deer have a horn? Police Officer: No, a deer has two horns. Motorist: Then it must have been a car that ran over my uncle.
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Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit? Motorist: I’m in a car pool.
Přečíst celý »Police Officer: Why were you
Police Officer: Why were you speeding? Women Driver: I was late for traffic school.
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