Policeman: Why didn’t you stop at that red light? Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.
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Policeman: Why have you parked your bus here? Bus Driver: The sign says “Bus Stop.”
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Policeman: Why were you asleep at the wheel? Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.
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Policeman: Why were you speeding when I stopped you? Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.
Přečíst celý »Q: How many London taxi drivers does it
Q: How many London taxi drivers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: What ? Go all the way up there and come back empty ? You must be jokin’ mate !
Přečíst celý »Q: How many auto mechanics does it take
Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six – One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs. A: Two, one to screw in all the bulbs he has until he finds one that fits, and the …
Přečíst celý »Wheres the car? asked Professor
Wheres the car? asked Professor Delbert’s wife when he got home. “Did I take it out?” “Yes, you drove it to school this morning.” “I suppose you’re right, my dear. I remember now that after I got out, I turned to thank the man who gave me a lift and …
Přečíst celý »McAfee and Bracket were driving home
McAfee and Bracket were driving home after a big party. “Hey,” said McAfee, “be sure to watch out for that bridge that’s coming down the road toward us.” “What are you telling me to ‘watch out’ for?” asked Brackett. “You’re the one who’s driving!”
Přečíst celý »A San Francisco motorist following a
A San Francisco motorist following a taillight in a dense fog crashed into the car ahead of him when it stopped suddenly. “Why didn’t you let me know you were going to stop?” he yelled into the mist. “Why should I?” came a voice out of the fog. “I’m in …
Přečíst celý »Dilmer, six-foot-three, two hundred
Dilmer, six-foot-three, two hundred eighty pounds, was thrown from his seat when the Southern Railway train he was riding derailed. The giant teenager flew a dozen feet through the air before hitting headfirst against a steel partition. For a moment Dilmer lay dazed, rubbing his head. The conductor came by …
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