First cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night ? Second cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper !
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Two cannibals were having lunch. ‘Your girlfriend makes a great soup,’ said one to the other. ‘Yes! agreed the first. ‘But, U’m going to miss her terribly.
Přečíst celý »Two cannibals were having their dinner. One
Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other, ‘I don’t like your friend. The other one replied, ‘Well put her to one side and just eat the greens.
Přečíst celý »Why did the cannibal break up with his
Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn’t suit his taste!
Přečíst celý »What did the cannibal have for
What did the cannibal have for lunch? Baked beings (beans).
Přečíst celý »How can you help a starving cannibal?
How can you help a starving cannibal? Give them a hand !
Přečíst celý »What’s the definition of a cannibal?
What’s the definition of a cannibal? Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!
Přečíst celý »What do cannibal say when they say
What do cannibal say when they say grace? We thank you,Lord, for our daily dead!
Přečíst celý »What did the cannibal
What did the cannibal say to the explorer? Nice to meat you!
Přečíst celý »What do pygmy cannibals eat for
What do pygmy cannibals eat for breakfast? Weedie Bix!!
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