Do buses and trains run on time? Usually, yes. No, they don’t. Buses run on wheels and trains run on the tracks.
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Does this bus stop at the river? If it doesn’t there’ll be a very big splash.
Přečíst celý »Conductor, do you stop
Conductor, do you stop at the Savoy Hotel? I should say not, on my salary!
Přečíst celý »‘Is everyone in the bus?’ asked the
‘Is everyone in the bus?’ asked the driver before he closed the door. ‘No,’ called a lady, ‘wait until I get my clothes on. All the passengers in the bus turned towards the door to look at the woman. She got on with a bag full of laundry.
Přečíst celý »Janet: What’s the
Janet: What’s the difference between a cake and a school bus ? Jill: I don’t know. Janet: I’m glad I didn’t send you to pick up my birthday cake !
Přečíst celý »Are hamburgers male?
Are hamburgers male? Yes, because they’re boygers, not girlgers!
Přečíst celý »Can a hamburger marry a
Can a hamburger marry a hot dog? Only if they have a very frank relationship!
Přečíst celý »Can you name two burgers
Can you name two burgers who are royalty? Sir Loin and Burger King!
Přečíst celý »Do hamburgers make good vampires?
Do hamburgers make good vampires? No, because they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!
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Do they really serve burgers in Transylvania? Very rare-ly.
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