How are UFO’s related to hamburgers? Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!
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How can you tell which Burger Land baseball pitchers are left-handed? They’re the one’s wearing the left-handed ‘meats’!
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How did the jury find the hamburger? Grill-ty as charred!
Přečíst celý »How do gossipy hamburgers spend their
How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time? They chew the fat.
Přečíst celý »How do the Rolling Stones like their
How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers? Plain – Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!
Přečíst celý »How do they prevent crime in hamburger
How do they prevent crime in hamburger country? With burger alarms!
Přečíst celý »How do we know burgers love young
How do we know burgers love young people? They’re pro-teen!
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How do we know hamburgers have high IQ’s? They ‘loin’ fast!
Přečíst celý »How do we know that hamburgers love classic
How do we know that hamburgers love classic music? They’re often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall!
Přečíst celý »How do you insult a hamburger patty?
How do you insult a hamburger patty? Call it a meatball!
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