Were any famous men born on your birthday? “No, only little babies.”
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For his birthday the monster asked for a heavy sweater. So they gave him a sumo wrestler!
Přečíst celý »Why did the boy feel warm on his
Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday? Because people kept toasting him!
Přečíst celý »Why was the birthday cake as hard
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
Přečíst celý »Where do birds invest their money ?
Where do birds invest their money ? In the stork market !
Přečíst celý »A man with a talking parrot is getting married. On
A man with a talking parrot is getting married. On the day of the wedding he says to the parrot “Now look here, I know you are always sat in that window sticking your beak in, when me and my new wife get back from the wedding I want you …
Přečíst celý »David received a parrot for his birthday. This
David received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and terrible vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren’t expletives were, to say the least, rude. David tried hard to change the bird’s attitude. He was constantly saying polite words and …
Přečíst celý »Q: Why do hens lay eggs?
Q: Why do hens lay eggs? A: If they dropped them, they’d break’
Přečíst celý »Q: What is a crowbar?
Q: What is a crowbar? A: A place were crows go to get a drink!
Přečíst celý »Q: Why did the turkey cross
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: To prove he wasn’t chicken.
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