Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ? Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !
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What is the definition of Robin ? A bird who steals !
Přečíst celý »Why did the chicken cross the basketball court
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ? He heard the referee calling fowls
Přečíst celý »Why did the turkey cross the road
Why did the turkey cross the road ? To prove he wasn’t chicken
Přečíst celý »Why didn’t the chicken skeleton cross
Why didn’t the chicken skeleton cross the road ? Because he didn’t have enough guts
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Why did the chicken cross the playground ? To get to the other slide
Přečíst celý »Why did the chicken cross the “net” ?
Why did the chicken cross the “net” ? It wanted to get to the other site !
Přečíst celý »What do you call a rooster who
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ? An alarm cluck !
Přečíst celý »Why does a chicken coop have two doors
Why does a chicken coop have two doors ? Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
Přečíst celý »How long do
How long do chickens work ? Around the cluck !
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