What did the baby owl’s parents say when he wanted to go to a party? You’re not owld enough.
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What do Scottish owls sing? Owld Lang Syne.
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What did the scornful owl say? Twit twoo.
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Two owls were playing pool. One said, “Two hits.” The other replied, “Two hits to who?”
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What do you get if you cross a giant, hairy monster with a penguin? I don’t know but it’s a very tightfitting tuxedo.
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Why did a man’s pet vulture not make a sound for five years? It was stuffed.
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Doctor, doctor, I’m having difficulty sleeping. Doctor: Well maybe it’s your bed. Oh, I’m all right at night, it’s in the day I have problems.
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Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall I do? Hide the tiddley winks.
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Witch: Doctor, doctor, I don’t feel well. Doctor: Don’t worry, you’ll just have to go to bed for a spell.
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A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. “What’s wrong?” asked his mother. “Do people really come from dust, like they said in church?” he sobbed. “In a way they do,” said his mother. “And when they die so they turn back to dust?” “Yes, they do.” The little …
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