Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. “I’ve just bought a pig,” said the first. “But where will you keep it?” said the second. “Your yard’s much too small for a pig!” “I’m going to keep it under my bed,” replied his friend. “But what about the smell?” …
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When Mr Maxwell’s wife left him, he couldn’t sleep. Why was that? She had taken the bed.
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Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music.
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I don’t think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when I’m wide awake, and gets me up when I’m sleepy!
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I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role? No, just toast and marmalade.
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Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake? She spent the night popping out of bed.
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What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool.
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You can’t have any more chocolates tonight. It’s not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach. Oh, Mum. I promise I’ll lay on my side.
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I’d like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress? Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year.
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Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided to sleep on the floor. After a while, one of his friends told him he might as well get in to bed again. There’s lots of room now,’ he said.
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