I’d love you to stay the night, but I’m afraid you’ll have to make your own bed. Oh, that’s all right, I don’t mind at all. Right. Here’s a hammer, a saw, and some nails. The wood’s in the garage. I have four legs, but only one foot. What am …
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A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her house after dark. ‘Hello, Jenny,’ said the neighbour. ‘Isn’t it time for little girls to be in bed?’ ‘How would I know?’ asked Jenny. ‘I haven’t got any little girls.
Přečíst celý »Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?
Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log.
Přečíst celý »Why do people go to bed?
Why do people go to bed? Because the bed won’t come to them.
Přečíst celý »Shall I tell you the joke about the bed?
Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasn’t been made up yet.
Přečíst celý »Why did the bed spread?
Why did the bed spread? Because it saw the pillow slip.
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Mother: Did you make your bed today? Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy one.
Přečíst celý »Why did your sister keep running
Why did your sister keep running around her bed ? Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.
Přečíst celý »Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?
Why did the girl take a ruler to bed? She wanted to see how long she slept.
Přečíst celý »What animal always goes to bed
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !
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