I can’t understand why people say my girlfriend’s legs look like matchsticks. They do look like sticks – but they certainly don’t match.
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What did the really ugly man do for a living ? He posed for Halloween masks !
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I don’t think these photographs you’ve taken do me justice. You don’t want justice – you want mercy !
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Your ugly. And you’re drunk. Yes, but in the morning I’ll be sober !
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My boyfriend thinks I’m beautiful Well they do say that love is blind !
Přečíst celý »Last night I dreamt I was
Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the world What was I wearing ?’
Přečíst celý »Monster: I’m so ugly.
Monster: I’m so ugly. Ghost: It’s not that bad! Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born they passed out cigars. When my father was born they just passed out cigarettes. When I was born they simply passed out.
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How do vampire football players get the mud off? They all get in the bat-tub.
Přečíst celý »Which villains steal soap from the bath?
Which villains steal soap from the bath? Robber ducks.
Přečíst celý »Boy: Dad, dad, there’s a spider in the bath.
Boy: Dad, dad, there’s a spider in the bath. Dad: What’s wrong with that? You’ve seen spiders before. Boy: Yes, but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!
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