Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night ! Ed: You were? What did you do ? Ned: I took a bath !
Přečíst celý »A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone
A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone National Park. ‘Can you give me a room and bath?’ he asked the clerk. ‘I can give you a room,’ the clerk said. ‘But you’ll have to take the bath by yourself!
Přečíst celý »What kind of bath can you take without
What kind of bath can you take without water? A sun bath.
Přečíst celý »A drunk stammers out of a bar
A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says, I’m Jesus Christ. The first priest says, No, son, I’m Jesus Christ. So the drunk says it to the second priest. The second priest replies, No, son, I’m Jesus Christ. The …
Přečíst celý »There were these three
There were these three brothers that were very close to each other. The brothers always went to a local bar on every Friday at 5:30 on the dot. When the brothers got married they all got married to their wifes to be on the same day and at the same …
Přečíst celý »A man walks in to a bar and
A man walks in to a bar and says to the bartenter ” Give me twenty shots of your best singlemalt scotch quick!”] The bartender pours the shots, and the man drinks them as fast as he can. The bartender says ” Wow. I never saw anybady drink that fast.” …
Přečíst celý »A guy stumbles
A guy stumbles through the front door of a bar, ambles up to the bartender and orders a beer. The bartender looks at the drunk man and says,”I’m sorry sir, but I can’t serve you…you’ve already had too much to drink.” The guy swears and walks out of the bar. …
Přečíst celý »One day an Englishman, an
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pub together. The proceeded to each buy a pint of Molson Canadian. Just as they were about to enjoy their beverage three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in …
Přečíst celý »A man is in a bar having a
A man is in a bar having a drink. The guy next to him falls off of his barstool. The man picks up the guy and sits him back on the barstool, and he falls off again. This time he picks the guy up and asks, Where do you live? …
Přečíst celý »A Congressman was once asked
A Congressman was once asked about his attitude toward whiskey. “If you mean the demon drink that poisons the mind, pollutes the body, desecrates family life, and inflames sinners, then I’m against it. But if you mean the elixir of Christmas cheer, the shield against winter chill, the taxable potion …
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