Mum, are the Smiths very poor people? I don’t think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask? Because they made such a fuss when their baby swallowed a coin’
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Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But that’s the tenth one I’ve given you tonight! Yes, but the baby’s bedroom is still on fire.
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Doctor, doctor, my baby’s swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time.
Přečíst celý »Why are babies always gurgling with joy?
Why are babies always gurgling with joy? Because it’s a nappy time.
Přečíst celý »Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door?
Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. “
Přečíst celý »I see the baby’s nose is running
I see the baby’s nose is running again,” said a worried father. “For goodness sake!” snapped his wife. “Can’t you think of anything other than horse racing?”
Přečíst celý »A distraught mum rushed into the back
A distraught mum rushed into the back yard, where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom of an old upturned tin bath with a poker. “What do you think you’re doing?” she demanded. “I’m just entertaining the baby,” explained Tommy. “Where is the baby?” asked his Mum. “Under the bath.”
Přečíst celý »How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et.
Přečíst celý »Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby
Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? I’d much rather have a jelly baby.
Přečíst celý »Who is bigger – Mrs Bigger or Mrs
Who is bigger – Mrs Bigger or Mrs Bigger’s baby? Mrs Bigger’s baby, because he’s a little Bigger.
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