Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, They don’t make Pampers small enough.
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Dewey and Odell met on the Brownsville main street. “Say,” said Dewey, “Ah hurd yew and yore wife is goin’ ta night school ta take Spanish lessons. How cum?” “Uh huh,” answered Odell. “We went and adopted us a little Mexican baby, and we wanna be able ta understand him …
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A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, “Dad, am I pure polar bear?” The dad replies, “Sure you are son. I’m all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear, your mom is all polar bear, and her parents are all polar bear.” Still unsure the …
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What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?
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Do steam rollers really roll steam?
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Why do you need a driver’s licence to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?
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Can you repeat the part after “Listen very carefully”?
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Why is it that when you transport something by car, it’s called ship-ment but when you transport something by ship it’s called cargo?
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Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?
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Do vampires get AIDS?
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